Bedikat Hametz

We have to get rid

of the Hametz today--

We have to destroy it.

We can't let it stay.

We'll punch it and crunch it

and bury it deep,

or leave it to rot

on Mount Zeepleep-the-Steep.

We'll pump on it, jump on it,

grind it to dust.

Erode it, corrode it--

We have to! We must!

We'll feed it to ravenous

rampaging rhinos--or

trample it all

on our dizzy old dinosaur.

Cut it to pieces,

burn it to ash!

Bash it and smash it

and dash it to hash.

Then send it by rocket

to the Forests of Queet,

where fire-breathing Goo-bahs

will turn on the heat.

We'll sink it way down

to the floor of the ocean

and finish it off

with a mighty explosion.

We have to get rid

of the Hametz today--

We have to destroy it.

We can't let it stay.


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